6 days to make a pumpkin! That’s loads of time, so get to it! Plant the seeds, water it, sprinkle it with 00010100100100101’s, and send it in.
4th Annual Parametric Pumpkin Carving FAQ:
I made my pumpkin out of real pumpkin, can I still submit it? Yes, absolutely, but please take pictures, don’t send in original perishable items. The Buildz hollowed out volcano lair begins to smell a bit funky.
I try and adjust my pumpkin’s parameters, but nothing (interesting) happens. Why? This is common, and happens to lots of people’s pumpkins. You might be trying too hard. Try taking a hot bath, or a little wine and some candles, then try again.
My pumpkin is almost ready, but I could use some help. Can I send in a question? Yes, no guarantee that I can answer it, but will try. Remember: there are no stupid questions, only stupid people who don’t ask questions.
I think my pumpkin might actually be a gourd? That is not actually a question, but a statement with a high pitched ending to make it sound like a question. It makes you sound cheap and ditzy. And you should support your gourd/questioning pumpkin in whatever lifestyle choices it feels comfortable with.
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